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Assimilation
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A young Talmud scholar who left Poland for America returns several years later to visit his family. "But where is your beard?" asks his mother. "Mama, in America nobody wears a beard." "But at least you keep the Sabbath?" "Mama, business is business. In America, people work on the Sabbath." "But kosher food you still eat?" "Mama, in America it`s very difficult to keep kosher." The old lady hesitates for a moment and then, in a hoarse whisper, she says, "Shloime, tell me one thing. Are you still circumcised?"
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