|
|
|
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
Religious jokes
Rating : 1.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk
to the minister right away. They agree and the pastor greets
the family.
"Pastor," Johnny says, "I heard you say today that our
bodies came from the dust."
"That`s right, Johnny, I did."
"And I heard you say that when we die, our bodies go back to
dust."
"Yes, I`m glad you were listening. Why do you ask?"
"Well you better come over to our house right away and look
under my bed `cause there`s someone either comin` or goin`!"
Rating : 1.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Religious jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 1.00, 1 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
A guy walks into a bar and orders twelve shots of the best whiskey in the house... Read this joke...
O`Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in His back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
The chuior leader was so infatuated with the Her pastor that one day she chased him around the church and grabbed him by the organ... Read this joke...
A beautfiul woman walks into a doctors office and the doctor is awestruck... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
The first two years of a dog`s life are equal to 24 human years... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff