Arthritis
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A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest.
The man`s tie was stained, His face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of His torn coat pocket.
He opened His newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"
"Mister, it`s caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man."
"Wow," the drunk muttered, returning to His paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I`m very sorry, I didn`t mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don`t have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
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