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Arthritis-2
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A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day.
He sat down next to a priest.
The drunk`s shirt was stained, His face was full of bright red lipstick and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of His pocket. He opened His newspaper and started reading. A couple minutes later, he asked the priest, ``Father, what causes arthritis?``
``Mister, it`s caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man,`` the priest replied. ``Imagine that,`` the drunk muttered. He returned to reading His paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, turned to the man and apologised: ``I`m sorry, I didn`t mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?``
``I don`t have arthritis, Father,`` the drunk said, ``but I just read in the paper that the Pope does.``
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