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A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them `How do you like it so far?`
The mouse replied `It`s great, but can I get a pair of roller skates?` God said `Sure`, and he gave him a pair of roller skates.
The next day God saw the cat and asked him `How do you like it up here so far?` and the cat replied `Great, I didn`t know you had meals on wheels up here!`

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