10 things you never hear in church

2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25
minutes over time.

3. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than
golf.

4. I`ve decided to give our church the $500 a month I used
to send to TV evangelists.

5. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior
High Sunday School class.

6. Forget the denominational minimum salary, let`s pay our
pastor so he can live like we do.

7. I love it when we sing hymns I`ve never heard before!

8. Since we`re all here, let`s start the service early.

9. Pastor, we`d like to send you to this Bible seminar in
the Bahamas.

10. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like
our annual stewardship campaign!

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