10 things you never hear in church
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1. Hey! It`s my turn to sit in the front pew.
2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25
minutes over time.
3. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than
golf.
4. I`ve decided to give our church the $500 a month I used
to send to TV evangelists.
5. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior
High Sunday School class.
6. Forget the denominational minimum salary, let`s pay our
pastor so he can live like we do.
7. I love it when we sing hymns I`ve never heard before!
8. Since we`re all here, let`s start the service early.
9. Pastor, we`d like to send you to this Bible seminar in
the Bahamas.
10. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like
our annual stewardship campaign!
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