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Your starship captain might be a redneck if . . .
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1. Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a
month.
2. He paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles.
3. You have a shuttle called "Billy Joe Bob".
4. He refers to Klingons as "Critters".
5. He refers to Photon Torpedoes as "Popguns".
6. He has the sensor array repaired with a bent coathanger
and aluminum foil.
7. He installs a set of bullhorns on the front of the saucer
section.
8. He says "Got your ears on, good buddy" instead of "open
hailing frequencies".
9. He hangs fuzzy dice over the viewscreen.
10. He rewires His communicator into His belt buckle.
11. He keeps a six-pack under His command chair and a gun
rack above it.
12. He says "Yee-Ha!" instead of "Engage".
13. He has a hand-tooled holster for His phaser.
14. He insists on calling His first officer "Bubba".
15. He sets the fore viewscreen to re-runs of "Bassmaster".
16. He programs the food replicator for beer, ribs, and
turnip greens.
17. He paints the starship camouflage green.
18. He refers to a Pulsar as a "Blue Light Special".
19. He refers to the Mutara Nebula as a "swamp".
20. His moonshine is stronger than Romulan Ale.
21. His idea of dress uniform is CLEAN bib overalls and
matching socks.
22. He wears mirrored shades on the Bridge.
23. His idea of a "gas giant" is that big ol` Bubba after a
meal of beans and weenies.
24. He sets phaser to "Cajun".
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