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You might be a redneck if 74
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You might be a reneck if... You re-use dental floss to save money. You`ve ever drunk mouthwash just because you`re too lazy to walk down to the liquor store. Your homecoming basketball game was rained out. Your baseball bat "ain`t never been used on a ball, but it`s sure hit plenty of other things." You`ve ever shot a mouse inside your home. You might be a redneck Jedi if... Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color. You have ever used your lightsaber to open a bottle of Jack Daniel`s. You think the best use of your lightsaber is picking your teeth. At least one wing of your X-Wing is Bondo colored. There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.
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