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You might be a redneck if 73
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You might be a reneck if... Duct tape and wire are the only two things holding your truck together. Your bumper sticker reads "If you`re missing your cat, look in my treads. " You think the Gettysburg Address is where Lincoln lived. You`ve ever parked your date next to a YIELD sign hoping she`d take the hint. Your kids learned to shoot before they learned to walk. You place a classified asking less than $1. You think the freeway is the back door of the movie theater. Higher math means counting over 10. The lake has to be restocked after you take a bath. You have a lucky rabbit`s foot in your pocket and a lucky rabbit nailed above your fireplace.
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