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You might be a redneck if 73
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You might be a reneck if...
Duct tape and wire are the only two things holding your truck together.
Your bumper sticker reads "If you`re missing your cat, look in my treads. "
You think the Gettysburg Address is where Lincoln lived.
You`ve ever parked your date next to a YIELD sign hoping she`d take the hint.
Your kids learned to shoot before they learned to walk.
You place a classified asking less than $1.
You think the freeway is the back door of the movie theater.
Higher math means counting over 10.
The lake has to be restocked after you take a bath.
You have a lucky rabbit`s foot in your pocket and a lucky rabbit nailed above your fireplace.
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