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You might be a redneck if 60
Redneck jokes
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You might be a reneck if...
You`ve run out of room on your arm from the tattoos of all wives names.
You refuse to wash your truck on account that you have a strong suspicion that mud and rust is all that`s holding it together.
People mistakenly come to your house thinking your having a yard sale.
You`ve ever told the local sheriff that you smell a pig and he replies, " I knew I should have taken a shower after I slopped the hogs today."
Your idea of a luxury car is one that has the white fur covered seats in it.
You think the internet is a new fishing tool.
There`s a pothole in the road and you swerve. .. to hit it.
Your Truck has more Neon on it than the window of your local bar.
You argue to the government that the budwiser plant should be one of the 7 wonders of the world.
Your kids can`t go out for Hollween because there`s nobody within walking distance to get candy from.
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