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You might be a redneck if 37
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You might be a redneck if... The directions to your bathroom include, "Go past the big oak and hang a left at the woodshed." You`re in bed with your wife and you call out a name you gave to a coon you killed. You`ve ever been arrested for where you got your girlfriend roses. Your old car is now considered the main storage unit. Every magazine on your coffee table has a piece of toilet paper for a bookmark. Charlie Daniels is your commencement speaker. After the divorce you still call your Ex "Cuz". You have a bowling machine in your kitchen. You pick up your girfriend on a bike for the prom. The Roto-Rooter man calls for backup when visiting your house.
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