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You might be a redneck if 36
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You might be a redneck if...
You`ve ever been arrested for a DUI on a riding lawn mower.
You keep your teeth and your goldfish in the same glass.
On average, one out of every thirty words you use can be found in a dictionary.
You think Motorola is a fancy name for a car part.
You give your girlfriend long-thorned roses hoping she won`t ask for them again.
You borrow your wedding flowers from Wal-Mart.
You think Hamlet is on the McDonald`s breakfast menu.
Your kids are going hungry tonight because you had to see your maw run her car at the dirt track race.
Your dad says, "Let`s hit the road for dinner," and then grabs a shovel.
You ever called your sister "Mom" and didn`t have to correct yourself.
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