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You might be a redneck if 30
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You might be a redneck if...
You`ve ever worn hunter`s orange to church.
You have barnyard animals living in your house.
Every pair of jeans you own has a tobacco can ring worn in one of the rear pockets.
Your truck has a bumper sticker that reads, "Gun control is a steady hand."
Your wife has ever torn her hose on the boogers stuck under the front of the pickup seat.
You have ever had a special loaded gun by the back door only for use on possums.
You have ever shot a possum on your porch.
You don`t use a garbage service because it must be placed up near the mail box and you can`t see far enough thru the trees to shoot the neighbors` dogs when they get into it.
You only go to the dump when you have enough to fill up the pickup.
You have more than 500 rounds of ammunition in your house.not including 22 caliber.
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