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You might be a redneck if 19
Redneck jokes
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You might be a redneck if...
You own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
You`ve been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.
You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car.
There are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.
It`s easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
You`ve ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister`s honor.
Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job--primer red and primer gray.
The tobacco chewers in your family aren`t just men.
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