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You might be a redneck if 19
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You might be a redneck if... You own more cowboy boots than sneakers. You`ve been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars. You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car. There are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard. It`s easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it. You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors. You`ve ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister`s honor. Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job--primer red and primer gray. The tobacco chewers in your family aren`t just men.
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