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You might be a redneck if 10
Redneck jokes
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You might be a redneck if...
You`ve ever shot a deer from inside your house.
The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!", "HEY!" or "How Y`all Doin`?" (If they respond with the same... they`re a redneck too!)
You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
You`ve ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.
You clean your nails with a stick.
You prefer car keys to Q-tips.
Your Christmas cards have a copy of your butt included.
People are scared to touch your wife`s bathrobe.
Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
You think a Volvo is part of a woman`s anatomy.
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