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You might be a redneck if 10
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You might be a redneck if... You`ve ever shot a deer from inside your house. The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!", "HEY!" or "How Y`all Doin`?" (If they respond with the same... they`re a redneck too!) You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior. You`ve ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom. You clean your nails with a stick. You prefer car keys to Q-tips. Your Christmas cards have a copy of your butt included. People are scared to touch your wife`s bathrobe. Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack. You think a Volvo is part of a woman`s anatomy.
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