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You might be a redneck if 06
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You might be a redneck if... Your soap on a rope doubles as an air freshener. Your wife`s hairdo attracts bees. Your baby`s first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers." The antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes. Your primary source of income is the pawn shop. You pick your teeth from a catalog. You`ve ever financed a tattoo. You refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the "day my ship came in." Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan. Your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
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