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The redneck animal park
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A small redneck Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare
species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla
became very "in the
mood", and difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the
problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse,
there were no male gorillas of the species available. While
reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed
Ed, a part-time redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the
animals` cages.
Ed, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed
ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the
park administrators thought
they might have a solution. Ed was approached with a
proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the
gorilla for $500?
Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
matter over carefully.
The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their
offer, but only under three conditions. "First," he said, "I
don`t want to have to kiss her. Secondly, you must never
tell anyone about this." The park administration quickly
agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was His third
condition. "Well," said Ed, "You gotta give me another week
to come up with the $500."
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