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Supernatural sex
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A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well that`s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you`ve ever seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That`s really good. I`m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?
15 students raise their hands.
"That`s a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
3 students raise their hands.
"That`s fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?
One student in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I`ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You`ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.
The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what it`s like to have sex with a ghost.
The student replies, "Ghost?!?" "Dang it, I thought you said ``GOATS."
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