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Two boys are playing football in the Golden Gate Park when
one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other
boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the
dog`s collar and twists, breaking the dog`s neck.
A reporter who is strolling by sees the incident, and rushes
over to interview the boy. "`Forty Niners` fan saves friend
from vicious animal", he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I`m not a Niners fan," the boy replies.
"`Oakland Raiders` fan rescues friend from horrific attack,"
says the reporter as he writes in his notebook.
"I`m not a Raiders fan either," the boy says.
"Then what are you?" the reporter asks
"I`m a Cowboys fan!!" the boy says proudly.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
"Redneck bastard kills family pet!"
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