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Redneck quickies 39
Redneck jokes
Rating : 5.00, 19 votes.
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You might be a redneck if...
If you are 20 and you can still go in McDonald`s playhouse.
If you think Purina is some kind of Ex-Lax.
You`ve ever given a set of Tupperware ice tea glasses as a wedding present.
Your dungarees expose more than half of your crack in the back because the weight of your pocket knife.
Your idea of heaven involves two shotguns and a keg of beer.
You picket your horses on your lawn so you won`t have to mow it.
You`re wearing a camoflauge jacket and dipping in your driver`s license pic.
You stop to flirt with the person running the drive through at McDonalds.
You save old kitchen appliances for target practice.
You save old kitchen appliances for children`s Christmas presents.
You get up EARLY on Saturday to go yard sale shopping for entertainment.
Your gun cabinet takes up half your living room.
Anytime your kids see a dog they get out their ropes and lasso it and tackle it to the ground.
Your master bathroom has the words "porta" and "potty" written on the side.
You can`t take a bath in the winter `cause the stream is frozen.
You only bathe when it rains.
You think "Dueling Banjos" is classical music.
You refer to the Surgeon General`s Warning on a pack of cigarettes as your medical encyclopedia.
You go to garage sales to shop for Christmas gifts.
You`re 42 and still have clowns come to your birthday party.
You think `possum is the "other white meat".
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