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Redneck quickies 28
Redneck jokes
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You might be a rednack if...
You`ve ever re-used a paper plate.
Smith and Wesson attended your wedding without an invitation and there was nothing you could do about it.
When you hear someone talking about the king you don`t know whether they`re talking about Elvis or Richard Petty.
You complain about the ban on assault weapons because it make half your guns illegal.
You use a pig for a garbage disposal.
You can`t go to church this year because your Sunday socks are being used as the truck`s gas cap.
You think the vowels are E.. I..E.. I..O.
You clean your car or truck out with a leaf blower.
Your tackle box contains dynamite and blasting caps.
You have the policeman hold your beer while you get your license.
You gave your young son a super-soaker water gun and an NRA application for his birthday.
You smoke during your deer hunt after scent-proofing yourself all month.
A tornado goes through your trailer`s yard and makes it look neater.
You`ve got to shuck your toilet paper before you use it.
You have an autographed picture of Bob Barker in your wallet.
You think "Meals on Wheels" is another name for roadkill.
You spell fertilizer with only 4 letters.
You shot your own 12 point coat rack.
You`ve ever slam-shifted a tractor.
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