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Redneck quickies 25
Redneck jokes
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You might be a rednack if...
There are more dishes in your sink than in your cabinets.
You think a turtleneck is a key ingredient in soup.
You`ve ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.
Your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.
Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.
You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.
You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.
You`re still scalping tickets after the concert is over.
You don`t think Jeff`s Foxworthy`s jokes are funny.
Every time you see a roadsign that says "DIP" you reach in your back pocket.
You`ve ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.
You have to throw down a rope ladder to get out of your truck.
You have to hit the dashboard in your truck to get the lights and radio to work.
The tires on your pick-up are taller than your children.
The duct tape on your car seat sticks to your butt when you get out.
You think "dual airbags" refers to your wife and mother-in-law.
Shopping for dinner involves an orange vest.
Your school dress code contains the line "Shoes Optional".
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