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Redneck lunch
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An italian, a mexican, and a redneck constuction worker all sat down one day to eat their lunch on top of a building they were working on. The italian opens His lunch and looks in and says "Salami again! If I get salami one more day, I'm gonna jump off this building" The mexican opens His lunch and says "Burrito again! If I get a burrito one more day, I am gonna jump off this building" The redneck opens His lunch and says "P-nut butter and jelly again! If I get p-nut butter and jelly one more day, I am gonna jump off this building. The next day at lunch, the Italian opens His lunch and finds salami so he jumps off the building. The mexican opens His lunch and finds a burrito so he jumps off the building. The redneck opens His lunch and finds p-nut butter and jelly so he jumps off the building. Later, at the funeral the Italians wife cries out "I didn't know he disliked salami so much" The mexican's wife cries out "I wish I knew he was so sick of burrito's" The redneck wife says "Hey, don't look at me, he always fixed His own lunch!"
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