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Redneck family tree
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REDNECK FAMILY TREE Many, many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be, This widow had a daughter Who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life. My daughter was my mother, For she was my father`s wife. To complicate the matters worse, Although it brought me joy, I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became A brother-in-law to dad. And so became my uncle, Though it made me very sad. For if he was my uncle, Then that also made him brother To the widow`s grown-up daughter Who, of course was my step-mother. Father`s wife then had a son, Who kept them on the run. And he became my grandson, For he was my daughter`s son. My wife is now my mother`s mom. And it surely makes me blue. Because, although she is my wife, She is my grandma too. If my wife is my grandmother, Then I am her grandchild. And every time I think of it, It simply drives me wild. For now I have become The strangest case you ever saw. As the husband of my grandmother, am my own grandpa!
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