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Out hunting
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Two friends from the Ozarks went hunting.
When deep in the forest one of them stared shaking, turned pale, fell to the ground, thrashed around for a while and then lay still.
His friend was startled and worried. He had no first aid training and did not know what to do.
His friend had obviously had a seizure and perhaps had fainted or died.
He got out His cell phone and dialed a hospital in the nearest large city.
He described to the emergency room nurse what had happened and said that he was afraid that His friend had died.
The nurse told him to keep calm and make sure that His friend was really dead.
There was a pause.
The nurse heard a shot. The hunter came back on the phone and said, "Okay, I did that. Now what?"
Edited by Curtis and Calamjo
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