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Moving cars
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Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of morning
coffee listening to the weather report coming over the radio.
"There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today and a snow
emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the
odd numbered side of the streets."
Ole got up from His coffee and replies "Jeez, okay."
Two days later, again they both are sitting down with their
cups of morning
coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 2 to 4
inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared.
You must park your cars on
the even numbered side of the streets."
Ole got up from His coffee and replies, "Jeez, okay."
Three days later, again they both are sitting down with
their cups of coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will
be 6 to 8 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been
declared. You must park your cars on the..." and then the
power went out and Ole didn`t get the rest of the
instructions. He says to Lena, "Jeez, what am I going to do
now, Lena?"
Lena replies, "Aw, Ole, yust leave the car in the garage."
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