Lecture on supernatural

About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that`s a good
start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of
you think you`ve ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise
their hands. "That`s really good. I`m really glad you take
this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15
students raise their hands. "That`s a great response."

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise
their hands. "That`s fantastic."

"But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you
ever made love to a ghost?" One student in a flannel shirt
and baseball cap way in the back raises his hand. The
professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a
step back, and says, "Son, all the years I`ve been giving
this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a
ghost. You`ve got to come up here and tell us about your
experience."

The redneck student complies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium.

The professor says, "Well, tell us what it`s like to have
sex with a ghost."

The student replies, "Ghost?!? Sheeyit.. From back there
it sounded like you said `goats`".

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