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Drinking and driving
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One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down
the road, drinking a couple of Budweisers.
The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it`s
a po-leece roadbloack! We`re gonna get busted fer drinkin`
these here beers!"
Don`t worry Bubba," Earl said. "We`ll just pull over and
finish drinkin` these beers, peel off the label and stick it
on out forheads, then throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin`, okay?" said Earl.
They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the
seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you
boys been drinking?"
"No sir," said Earl, "We`re on the patch."
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