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Writing a new policy that will change america
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Bill Clinton has just had a major new policy decision that he thinks is going to "save" America. He decides to talk it over with Senator Dole.
Dole says, "Well Bill, the Republicans aren`t to sure about this. Why do you go back to the White House and write a 20,000 word essay on your ideas, aims, etc. If you give it to me by 8 A.M. tomorrow, we`ll think about it."
So, Bill goes back and does probably that hardest night`s work ever. He really puts his heart and soul into the paper and proudly hands it over to Bob the next morning.
Bill was told to come back the next day when the republicans would pass judgement. The next day, Bill again trudges in and Bob says, "Well Mr President, we were impressed with the paper, but there were a couple of spelling mistakes. Here`s the deal. I`m giving you a pair of dice, and if you role 1 to 11, we won`t pass it."
"But what if I get a 12?" Bill asks. And Bob replies, "You get to roll again".
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