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The kennebunkport hillbilly
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The Kennebunkport Hillbilly
(sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song)
Come and listen to my story `bout a boy named Bush.
His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.
He drank like a fish while he drove all about.
But that didn`t matter `cuz his daddy bailed him out.
DUI, that is. Criminal record. Cover-up.
Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale.
He can`t spell his name but they never let him fail.
He spends all his time hangin` out with student folk.
And that`s when he learns
how to snort a line of coke.
Blow, that is. White gold. Nose candy.
The next thing you know there`s a war in Vietnam.
Kin folks say, `George, stay at home with Mom.`
Let the common people get maimed and scarred.
We`ll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard.
Cushy, that is. Country clubs. Nose candy.
Twenty years later George gets a little bored.
He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord.
He said, `Now the White House is the place I wanna be.`
So he called his daddy`s friends and they called the GOP.
Gun owners, that is. Falwell. Jesse Helms.
Come November 7, the election ran late.
Kin folks said `Jeb, give the boy your state!`
`Don`t let those colored folks get into the polls.`
So they put up barricades so they couldn`t punch their holes.
Chads, that is. Duval County. Miami-Dade.
Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in.
Told all the voters `Hey, we want George to win.`
`Stop counting votes!` was their solemn invocation.
And that`s how George finally got his coronation.
Rigged, that is. Illegitimate. No moral authority.
Y`all come vote now. Ya hear?
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