Saddam offers peace in exchange for lewinsky

"From what I`m hearing coming out of the White House, she is
nutty and slutty which is just the way I like my mistresses.
My SCUD missile is waiting for her," Hussein said from his
bunker in Baghdad.

National Security advisors to the president were intrigued
by the offer. "Monica`s case is definitely distracting the
president from properly focusing on the situation with Iraq
and this may be a way to kill to two loony birds with one
stone.

Besides our intelligence reports indicate that Saddam`s need
for sex makes Clinton look like a monk," one of the advisors
said.

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