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Real saddam please stand up!
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This is parody of eminem`s song "Will the real Slim Shady plz stand up!" the saddam hussein version.
May I have your attention please?
Infidels,
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Saddam please stand up?
I repeat! Will the real Saddam please stand up?
We gonna have a problem here...
You all act like you`ve never seen a dictator before
Jaws all on the floor
Like Hitler and Stalin just walked in the door
I started terrorizing years before the 1st gulf war,
Now I plan to even the score
I`ve got so many body doubles, Its True! No Kidding!
I don`t go to the streets. They All do my bidding.
And Chemical Ali said...
Nothin you Idiots, Chem Ali`s dead. I`ll find a replacement.
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But it`s no worse than what`s going on in the U.S war room
Sometimes I wanna go on Al Jazeera and let loose, but can`t
But it`s OK for the U.S to destory my statues.
Osama`s down with this. Osama`s down with that.
And if he`s lucky he might get weapons from Iraq.
And thats the reason why my regime got attacked.
If I react with chemicals, I`ll sure get jacked!
Of course you`re gonna bomb me and my forces
By the time you fly warplanes
I`ll be in Tikrit sippin` on champagne.
And when you miss me, please don`t start to complain.
You`ve got so many soldiers tearing up my terrain.
I am like cockroach cuz you can`t kill me.
The guy you`re bombing now isn`t the real me.
My information minister goes on TV,
So he can say I wasn`t found in the debris.
And there`s a million of us just like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk, oppress like me
Mustache like me, a big piece of trash like me
And just might be a piece of sh*t, but not quite me!
I`m Saddam. Yes, I`m the real Saddam.
All you other Saddams can all kiss my bottom.
So won`t the real Saddam please stand up?
Please stand up? Please stand up?
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