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Pick a candidate
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Candidate A: Associates with ward heelers and consults with astrologists. He`s had two mistresses. He chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B: Was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college, and drinks a quart of brandy every evening. Candidate C: Is a decorated war hero. He`s a vegetarian, doesn`t smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn`t had any illicit affairs. Which of these candidates is your choice? Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt Candidate B is Winston Churchill Candidate C is Adolph Hitler Scary huh!!
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