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Bill Clinton and Al Gore went into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu, the waitress came over and asked Clinton, "Are you ready to order, sir?"
Clinton replies, "Yes, I`d like a quickie."
"A quickie?!" the waitress replies with disgust. "Sir, given the current situation of your personal life, I don`t believe that`s a good idea. I`ll come back later when you are ready to make an order from the MENU."
She walks away.
Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "Sir, it`s pronounced `Quiche`."

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