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Clinton's wish
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Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie`s lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold a real Genie appeared.
Bill was amazed and asked if he got three wishes. The Genie said, "Nope...not these days... I`m only giving out 1 wish because of inflation. So...what`ll be?"
Bill didn`t hesitate. He said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Are you crazy! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I`m good but I`m not THAT good. I don`t think it can be done. So make another wish."
Bill thought for a minute and said, "You know, people really don`t like my wife. They think she`s a real witch and ugly as sin. I wish for Her to be the most beautiful woman in the world and I want everybody to like her. That`s what I want!"
The Genie thought for a minute and said, "Hmmmmm. Lemme see that map again."
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