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Marriage quotes 10
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Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. May you grow so rich your widow`s second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. May you never leave your marriage alive. May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. My opinions are my wife`s, and she says I`m lucky to have them.
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