Marriage quotes 07
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If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don`t stand in her way. In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it`s curtains! Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other`s character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Man and wife make one fool.
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