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In an elevator...-1
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When there`s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn`t you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream `that`s mine`.
Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
Leave a box in the corner and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
Ask, `Did you feel that?`
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
When the doors close, announce to the others, `It`s okay, don`t panic, they open again.`
Call out `group hug`, and then enforce it.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
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