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It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.
It doesn`t matter whether you win or lose, until you lose.
It is a dog-eat-dog world out there and I`m wearing Milk Bone underwear.
It is a poor workman who blames His tools.
It is better to be part of the idle rich class than be part of the idle poor class.
It is better to remain silent and thought a fool than it is to speak and remove all doubt. Moral: think before you speak. Or engage the brain when engaging the mouth.
It is easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission.
It is easier to take it apart than to put it back together.
It is important to keep an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out.
It is impossible to build a foolproof system, because fools are so ingenious.
It just doesn`t get any Beta than this.
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