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Business one-liners 76
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Indecision is the key to flexibility. Indifference is the only sure defense. Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies. Information travels more surely to those with a lesser need to know. Information`s pretty thin stuff, unless mixed with experience. Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out. Inside every small problem is a larger problem struggling to get out. Instead of calling in sick, call in well. Tell them how great you feel not having to go to work today. Interchangeable parts won`t. Is there life before coffee? It may be bad manners to talk with your mouth full, but it isn`t too good either if you speak when your head is empty.
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