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Business one-liners 66
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If it looks too good to be true, it is too good to be true.
If it says "one size fits all," it doesn`t fit anyone.
If it weren`t for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
If it works, don`t fix it!
If idiots could fly, this world would be an airport.
If more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation, no one will be at fault.
If Murphy`s Law can go wrong, it will.
If not controlled, work will flow to the competent man until he submerges.
If on an actuarial basis there is a 50-50 chance that something will go wrong, it will actually go wrong nine times out of ten.
If only one price can be obtained for a quotation, the price will be unreasonable.
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