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A man hasn`t been feeling well, so he goes to His doctor for
a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the
results.

"I`m afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says.
"You`re dying, and you don`t have much time left."

"Oh, that`s terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"

"Ten," the doctor says sadly.

"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?"

"Nine..."

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