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Sick man
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After looking for love in all the wrong places,
a man returns from the Middle East and is feeling
very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is
immediately rushed to the Hospital to undergo tests.
The man wakes up after the tests in a private room
at the hospital. No one is around but the phone by his
bed..and it rings.
"This is your doctor. We`ve had the results back
from your tests and we`ve found you have an
extremely contagious and nasty STD called
`G.A.S.H.` It`s a combination of Gonorrhea,
AIDS, Syphilis, and Herpes!"
"Oh, my gosh," cried the man, "What are you going to do,
doctor?"
"Well, we`re going to put you on a diet of pizzas,
pancakes, and pita bread."
"Will that cure me??" asked the man.
The doctor replied, "Well no, but.they`re the
only foods we can get under the door."
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