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A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in hospital.
"How are you
grandpa? he asks.
"Feeling fine," says the old man.
"What`s the food like?"
"Terrific, wonderful menus."
"And the nursing?"
"Just couldn`t be better. These young nurses really take
care of you."
"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"
"No problem, nine hours solid every night. At 10 o`clock
they bring me a
cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that`s it.
I go out
like a light."
The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so
rushes off to
question the Sister in charge. "What are you people doing,"
he says,
"I`m told you`re giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a daily
basis. Surely
that can`t be true?"
"Oh, yes," replies the Sister. "Every night at 10 o`clock we
give him a
cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works
wonderfully well. The
chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from
rolling out of
bed
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