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A guy opens his packed lunch that his wife made for him that
morning. He takes a bite of the sandwich and immediately
spits it out cursing. Straight away he phones his wife
asking, "What was in that sandwich you gave me?"
"Why?" she asked.
"Because it was disgusting." he answers. "What was in it?"
"Crab Paste." she says.
"Well I have never had anything that tasted that awful
before. Where did you get it from?"
"The Pharmacy." she answers

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