|
|
|
Tee off
Lawyer jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
There once was a lawyer who was so fanatical about his golf game that he used to play every day without fail. One morning he had played the first hole and was just about to tee off on the second, when he saw the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen putting on the first.
The lawyer waited until the woman had reached the second tee and asked if she would like to join him and they could finish the round together. To his surprise the woman agreed and they played the remaining holes. Not only was this woman beautiful, she was also a good golfer.
When they completed their round, the lawyer told the woman that, not only was he a lawyer, but he was also a cordon bleu chef and wine buff. He invited her back to his place for a meal and a few drinks. The woman accepted enthusiastically and off they went. Back at the house the lawyer cooked a magnificent meal. In fact it was more than just cooking it was a performance to behold. They enjoyed good food, good wine and good conversation.
After the meal, the woman repaid the lawyer with the best oral sex he had ever experienced. The lawyer was so taken by the beauty and skill of this woman and desired her no end. He then asked if she would like to play golf the following morning, to which she agreed. Once again they enjoyed a great game of golf, a magnificent evening meal and once more the woman performed sensational oral sex on the lawyer.
This went on for three weeks when the lawyer finally said to the woman, "Listen, the golf and the company have been fantastic! But, there are only so many performances a man can take. When are we going to have sexual intercourse?"
"We can`t," said the woman. "Why not?" came the reply. "Because I`m a transvestite" replied the woman.
"YOU BITCH!" screamed the lawyer, "... I CAN`T BELIEVE that you`ve been playing off the LADIES TEE FOR THE LAST THREE WEEKS!"
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Lawyer jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
DOS Beer -- Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can... Read this joke...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey... Read this joke...
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are in the back of apickup truck... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
How do you make a blonde`s eyes twinkle?Shine a torch in her ear... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff