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Sneaky lawyer
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A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: `My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb.`
`Well put, ` the judge replied. `Using your logic, I sentence the defendant`s arm to one year`s imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses.`
The defendant smiled. With his lawyer`s assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
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