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| Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don`t you swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle... |
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| Q: How do you know when your divorce is getting ugly? A: When your lawyer doesn`t seem like a bloodsucking leech anymore... |
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| What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?They both hope to be human someday... |
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| A doctor, an architect, and an attorney were dining at the country club one day, and the conversation turned to the subject of their respective dogs, which were apparently quite extraordinary... |
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| How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to climb the ladder, one to shake the ladder, one to sue the ladder company... |
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| Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me obtain a divorce... |
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| An elderly spinster called the lawyer`s office and told thereceptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about having a willprepared... |
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| Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury aquitted him... |
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| What is the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? The rooster clucks defiance... |
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| Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to the charge of murder which was brought by the prosecution... |
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| What do you call a person who assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested? An accomplice... |
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| As the lawyer slowly came out of the anesthesia after surgery, he said, "Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?" "There`s a big fire across the street," the doctor replied... |
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