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| Important Legal TerminologyWhen a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice... |
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| Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? A: The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles... |
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| Justin Turner, representing Elite & Premier Ltd, outlining his client's case for an injunction said, "The agency represents many models who are household names such as Claudia Schiffer, Naomi Cambell and Linda Evangelista... |
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| Scene: A court room in Oklahoma where a person is on trial for murder... |
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| A newly established lawyer, wanting to impress the first client coming into his office, picked up the phone and said, "I`m sorry, but I have a tremendous case load and won`t be able to look into this for at least a month... |
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| The terrorists have siezed the "Attorney Building" along with everyone in it... |
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| A bored truck driver had a nasty habit of swerving to hit attorneys he found walking along side of the highway... |
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| A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor, and it`s inoperable - in fact, it`s so large, they have to do a brain transplant... |
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| Attorney: What happened then? Witness: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me... |
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| Attorney: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? Witness: By death. Atto... |
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| Attorney: Mr. Clark, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn`t you? Witness: I went to Eu... |
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| Attorney: Doctor, as a result of your examination of the plaintiff, is the young lady pregnant? Dcotor: The young lady is pregnant ? but not as a result of my examination... |
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