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The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, "I have to go back to the office - I forgot to lock the safe!"The other partner replied, "What are you worried about? We`re both here... |
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Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him for malpractice... |
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A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith... |
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A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery... |
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When there are too many policemen, there can be no liberty;When there are too many soldiers, there can be no peace;When there are too many lawyers, there can be no justice... |
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"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent... |
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A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel... |
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A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer`s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed the trial along... |
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A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander... |
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Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, "You made the world so that it was not fair, and you made it so that most people would have to struggle every day, fight against their innate wishes and desires, and deal with all sorts of losses, grief, disasters, and catastrophes... |
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After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Carribean resort... |
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A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn`t start... |
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You Might Be A Lawyer If... |
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One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law firm was tragically hit by a bus and she died... |
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A prominent lawyer`s son dreamed of following in his father`s footsteps... |
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Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environ... |
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George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon... |
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Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer - Your lawyer tells you that His last good case was of Budweiser...
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